Capt Kirk
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:45 pm Post subject: A matter of business. |
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Luigi (father): 'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
Luigi: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter..'
Son: 'Well, in that case . . . ok'
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: 'I have a husband for your daughter...'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok'
Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'
Luigi : 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok'
And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.
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Droopy
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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 Makes a lot of sense!
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eileen
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Well that's one way to get ahead in the world!!!!
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glendann
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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:}, That is one answer to the meaning of up how to get rich fast.
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Primsong
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| Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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Ha! Well done, Pops!
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