eileen
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: I'll live with my kids. |
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When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green peas or salad or meat, I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry..I'll run...if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click, I'll cross both my eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away, And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh, I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, And say with a groan, 'She's so sweet when she's sleeping!'
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Droopy
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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 Oh, yes, I'll do that! If I remember when I'm an old lady that is...
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xylona
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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This is so cute. I copied it and emailed it to my mother hehe.
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Netty
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:36 am Post subject: |
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Good one Eileen!
I think I'll come up with a tune and sing that to my kids
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glendann
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:07 am Post subject: |
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Yep,What a great idea.What am I talking about? I am an old lady
and I don't want to live in Montana.Lord what am I thinking  :O .
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