eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject: Male or female? |
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You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
 An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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jnnwyman
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| Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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ROTFLaughing!
Cute, real cute.
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GardenFanantic
Missouri - Zone 5a
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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Man those all fit PERFECTLY!!!!!!
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reggaefan
Zone 8b Louisiana
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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This time i swallowed my coffee before I looked . GOOD THING too. LOL
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pondlady
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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Too true.
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Netty
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Southern Ontario zone 5a
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Too funny!!
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:52 am Post subject: |
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Lol ,So ture so true.
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GardenFanantic
Missouri - Zone 5a
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:30 am Post subject: |
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You know someone could make a "killin'" selling screen cleaner on here. 
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Primsong
Oregon
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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I love number 3 - these are great!
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