Capt Kirk
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:13 am Post subject: How to tell if you are crazy |
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "Well" said the director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub". " Oh I understand" said the visitor." A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup". " No" said the director, "A normal person would pull out the plug,. Do you want the bed near the window?"
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Droopy
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:18 am Post subject: |
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 I'll take the one closest to the emergency exit. Thank you!
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eileen
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:02 am Post subject: |
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I pulled the plug out. Does that mean I'm sane now then?!! Can I have a certificate to prove it? 
I'm sane!! I'm sane!! I'm sane!!  
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Capt Kirk
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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But did you turn the water off?
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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OOPS!!!! 
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL  I think I flunked out but thats ok .I've known for a long time 
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| Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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the hospital would be full soon, if this is the test used. nice one...
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