eileen
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:03 am Post subject: You don't have to like cats to appreciate this one..... |
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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They
turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house.
They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tried to
eat the bird. The wife went out to the taxi while the husband went inside
to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know the
house would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver that her
husband would be out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother."
A few minutes later the husband got into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long", he said as they drove away.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat
hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by
the neck.
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the
back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car.
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HAHA  very funny Eileen. The image of the wife's mother trying to claw at the husband while wrapped in a blanket is priceless 
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catkins
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saffron
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reggaefan
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| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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I fooled you this time Eileen I put my coffee down before I read it. LOL
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Netty
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 Good one Eileen!
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Primsong
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ROFL!!! Ah, what a tangled web we weave...
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