Calomaar
Land O' Lakes, Wisc. Z - 3b/4a
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:53 pm Post subject: Here is a little fun about our weather. |
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Wisconsin weather, you got to love it
When it’s;
65º above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens
60º above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
50º above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Wisconsin drive with their windows down.
40º above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
35º above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have their last cook out before it gets cold.
20º above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Wisconsin close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
-10º
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
-20º:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People from Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
-30º:
Santa Clause abandons the North Pole.
People in Wisconsin get upset because they can’t start their snow mobile.
-40º:
All Atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying “cold enough for ya”.
-50º:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin Public schools will open 2 hours late.
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dooley
Texas
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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I lived in Wisconsin once. I know about most of that stuff. Now that I've been away over 20 years I shiver when it's below 50 degs. Yuck! dooley
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Droopy
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Western Norway
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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 Last time I saw that, it was about Norwegians and other Europeans.
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Sherry8
Wisconsin...zone 4
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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I think that has been hitting everyones e-mail, I got it a while ago...
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:14 am Post subject: |
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Thanks Tom I've never seen it. 65 degrees here in Texas is dang cold to this Texan.  
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IndianaGardner12
Indiana
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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Lol... I hate cold! We have a neighbor that is from way up North somewhere and he makes fun of me for being cold all the time. I am bundled up till spring in 2 pairs of socks and comfy warm jammies!!
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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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We have a similar version - Scotland v England!!! Love your version Tom. 
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