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eileen


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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:33 pm   Post subject: Joke.


A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour.

The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "I
know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.


SCAN DOWN












"The airbag."


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Frank


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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:34 pm   Post subject:


Wow that's one hell of a p##sed off spouse. Laughing Touche!

I think he probably deserved that one!


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DieZel

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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:24 am   Post subject:


That's what unfaithful husband get when they buy cheap cars without a second airbag. Anyway, pretty dumb person it was- first he cheated and then he told his wife while she was driving...
Nice joke, looking forward to telling it to my friends.

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