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eileen


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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:06 pm   Post subject: The lawn mower.


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Laughing Laughing Laughing


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Frank


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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:17 pm   Post subject:


Haha that's a good 'un Eileen Laughing It reminds me of the show Land Of The Giants Mr. Green

He should have handed her a little cocktail umbrella to use as a parasol while she cut the grass!


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