Capt Kirk
Ohio, USA
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:16 am Post subject: Here's one I will probably be in trouble for! |
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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.' 'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing.... I'm going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked? 'Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,' she replied. Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?' The blond replied...'Two popsicles and some coffee.'
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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:54 am Post subject: |
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Well having been a redhead I'm not in the least insulted by that one!!!  In fact I think I know the blonde you're talking about. 
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Netty
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Southern Ontario zone 5a
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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Oh boy Capt!
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SusanLouise
Lincoln, Nebraska
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| Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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Good one Capt Kirk!
Eileen, I have red hair too...well, actually strawberry blond, and that's only what isn't turning gray... 
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TheBip
Indianapolis, IN
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:11 am Post subject: |
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hehe my stepmother told me that joke, only it was "two cups of coffee and a popsicle" xD
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Thats soooo funny .I'm glad I have brown hair.
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Tigercat
Kansas
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| Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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Well I think it was funny and I have blonde hair. At least I did until it all turned grey. I hope I am not the blonde you are referring to Eileen. LOL
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bunkie
eastern washington
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| Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:39 am Post subject: |
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that's funny capt! 
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