gfreiherr
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:35 pm Post subject: Hope this makes you smile |
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A drug enforcement officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The farmer says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The farmer nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the farmer's prize bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get " Horned " before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
" Your badge. Show him your BADGE!!!"
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Netty
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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I love it!
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daisybeans
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahaha!!! That is so funny.
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Droopy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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Haha! Loved it.
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eileen
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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Good one!!!
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glendann
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:39 am Post subject: |
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Great one 
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debbieteale
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:55 am Post subject: |
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sounds about right!
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dmullins
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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Authority-1 COMMON SENSE-0 (duh!)
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