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Desert Rat
The Dusty Blogger

Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 644
Location: Arizona

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:03 pm   Post subject: As old as you feel


Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,"Surely I Can't look that old?"
A woman was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new dentist. She noticed his DDS certificate,which bore his full name.
Suddenly, she remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in her high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that she had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him however, she quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been her classmate. Hmmm--Or could he?
After he examined her teeth, she asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes.Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang." he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" she asked.
He answered,"In 1958. Why do you ask?
"You were in my class!" she exclaimed.
He looked at her closely. Then,that ugly, old, wrinkled SOB asked,"What class did you teach?"

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wannabe
Knows Their Stuff
Knows Their Stuff

Joined: 14 Jun 2006
Posts: 1374
Location: Springfield, Illinois (Map)

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:15 pm   Post subject:


I don't imagine he got a repeat visit from her.

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Primsong
Flower of the Shire

Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 1765
Location: Oregon (Map)

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:41 pm   Post subject:


ROFL! Oh yes, it's amazing how much *everyone else* in your class ages. Hee!

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Frank
Happy Gardening


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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 8708
Location: Malmö, Sweden

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:46 am   Post subject:


Haha DR, good one. Poor old dear.


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Pinkiered
The Rose Queen

Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 927
Location: Lawton, Ok (Map)

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:06 am   Post subject:


LOL how funny!


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Shanna
Showing Great Promise
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Joined: 19 May 2006
Posts: 392
Location: Texas (Map)

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:10 am   Post subject:


That was a good one Desert Rat.I'm sure he lost that patient.HA Ha

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