glendann
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| Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:51 pm Post subject: You know its hot in Texas when |
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Frank I really wasn't sure where this belongs here but it is a joke. 
This is how hot it has been in Texas the last couple of weeks.......
You know it's hot when:
***The birds have to use potholders to pull worms
Out of the ground.
***The trees are whistling for the dogs.
***The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
***Hot water now comes out of both taps.
***You can make sun tea instantly.
***You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron
***The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little
Chilly.
****You discover it only takes two fingers to steer your
Car.
***You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
***Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
Knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to
Death?"
***You realize asphalt has a liquid state.
***The potato's cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
***Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
***The cows are giving evaporated milk.
***You'd rather starve to death than cook dinner.
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Frank
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| Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:53 pm Post subject: Re: You know its hot in Texas when |
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| glendann wrote: | | ***The trees are whistling for the dogs. |
How does that work? 
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glendann
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| Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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 Frank you guess .Too funny
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dooley
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| Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Did you never see a dog stop and lift it's leg by a tree? Dooley
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Frank
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| Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed I did. It's just the tree whistling bit that perturbed me.
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glendann
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| Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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They need water desperate  
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Capt Kirk
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This morning on the radio they were talking about a lady that bakes cookies on the dash of her car. When she gets to work, she puts a tray with drops of cookie dough on the dash of her car. When she gets off work, she has baked fresh cookies!
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Primsong
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:58 am Post subject: |
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I like the one with the birds using potholders. And now I want to try the cookie-baking experiment the next time it gets really hot over here, yum.
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Frank
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| Capt Kirk wrote: | | This morning on the radio they were talking about a lady that bakes cookies on the dash of her car. When she gets to work, she puts a tray with drops of cookie dough on the dash of her car. When she gets off work, she has baked fresh cookies! |
Amazing. I don't doubt that is possible for a second.
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glendann
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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You know if you try that in Texas you better like burned cookies. 
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prairiefeather
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| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe I'm odd, but I dried two thick, 100%cotton, fluffy bathroom rugs on the hood of my car a fews days ago. Didnt take long, and far cheaper than running the dryer for an hour.
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