glendann Official Garden Angel
 Joined: 19 May 2006 Location: Texas (Map) Posts: 6112 PlantStew: 182 |
| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject: Texas Wireless Security System |
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Install a "Texas" wireless security system in four easy steps:
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of used men's work boots, a really big pair.
2. Place boots outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Place the largest dog dish you can find out there beside those items.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba - use your key. Big Mike and me, we went to get more ammo and pick up Cletus. Back in 15 min. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they just been wormed.
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