glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject: Texas Wireless Security System |
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Install a "Texas" wireless security system in four easy steps:
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of used men's work boots, a really big pair.
2. Place boots outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Place the largest dog dish you can find out there beside those items.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba - use your key. Big Mike and me, we went to get more ammo and pick up Cletus. Back in 15 min. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they just been wormed.
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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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Well that would certainly put me of trying to get near the house!!! 
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