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Polly
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:43 pm Post subject: Nancy's goldfish

Little Nancy is in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peers over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster is doing, he politely asks, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replies Nancy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor is concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy pats down the last heap of earth, then replies, "That's because he's inside your *?*?*?*?* cat"

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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject:
I know I really shouldn't laugh but what the heck!!!! _________________

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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:26 am Post subject:
I shouldn't have laughed either since we have cats but could not resist.

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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:06 am Post subject:
I love my cats but that was funny _________________ Richard "We have met the enemy,and it is us." POGO

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