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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:45 am Post subject: In the counselor's office |
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A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years
of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem
is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have
ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She
goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk,
embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The
woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is
what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can
you do this?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I
can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but
on Fridays I go hunting."
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