Polly
Michigan
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject: The pond |
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large
farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back. It was properly
shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided
to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in
his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're
not coming out until youleave!" The old
man frowned, "I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to
feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Brilliant Polly!!!!
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pondlady
New Orleans, La
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLMAO!!!!
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Frank
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Originally Galway, Ireland
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| Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:03 am Post subject: |
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Hehe sly ole codger! He's my hero.
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reggaefan
Zone 8b Louisiana
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| Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:21 am Post subject: |
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An old man after my own old man heart.
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