Gizmo
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:29 am Post subject: Dinner Conversation |
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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUBBIE: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUBBIE: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUBBIE: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUBBIE: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUBBIE: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUBBIE: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUBBIE: "No, she's left-handed."
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eileen
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:32 am Post subject: |
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OOPS!!!!!  
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 Open mouth insert foot. 
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bethie
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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Oh yeah. 
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Gizmo
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| glendann wrote: | | Open mouth insert foot. |
LOL LOL
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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rofl
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