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Turkey, Turkey Everywhere
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Polly
Thumb Gardener
Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2235
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:08 am Post subject: Turkey, Turkey Everywhere |
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THE TURKEY shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air.
It knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor.
There was turkey attached to the ceiling
where there’d never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
It smeared every saucer and bowl.
There wasn’t a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I’d never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn’t been popped
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glendann
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Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: Texas (Map)
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How funny Polly.I did love it.
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eileen
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cajunbelle
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Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Location: zone 8b Louisiana (Map)
Posts: 2934
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:19 am Post subject: |
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Richard here don't want to sign Sharon out as she would lose her posts thhat she has not read excellent very funny
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