eileen
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:37 pm Post subject: I wanted to send holiday wishes to all my friends........ |
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....but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So after seeking guidance from my attorney I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
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reggaefan
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| Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:54 am Post subject: |
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Very good Eileen , Saw a t shirt today that said "may the GOD of your choice richly bless you today" 
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Primsong
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| Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:57 am Post subject: |
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LOL!! May your holiday be cheery and bright, or not, as you see fit, whether or not you consider them holidays and choose to celebrate them or not... 
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Frank
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| Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:06 am Post subject: |
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All I'll say is Happy Holidays. Does that cover everything?
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Polly
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| Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:12 am Post subject: |
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I say Merry Christmas because that is what is is - the day we celebrate the birth of Christ.
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glendann
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I missed this one .Thats just about right .I to say Merry Christmas .
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Henry Johnson
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| Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:23 pm Post subject: Greetings! |
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Hello, Eileen;
To me, that is a 'knee-slapper'. Don't believe I know anyone who could have said it any better. 
Hank
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eileen
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| Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:08 am Post subject: |
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Why thank you Hank. 
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