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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:05 pm Post subject: Feel free to add your own verse. |
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Nursery rhymes with a difference:
Now that Christmas has come Jack Spratt and Tom Thumb
Are drinking far more than they should,
Bo Peep and her sheep have collapsed in a heap
And Miss Muffets's not feeling too good.
There's little Jack Horner being sick in his corner
While Santa's stoned out of his skin;
As for poor old Boy Blue he's prostrate in the loo
After overdoing the brandy and gin.
And Old King Cole, that merry old soul,
Was drunk as a skunk its true,
He called for his fiddle and hi diddle diddle
Used language that's strictly taboo.
The three blind mice took their drinks with ice
so the effect took a little while longer
While Mary Mary, quite contrary
Drank hers a heck of a lot stronger.
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zuzu's petals
Coastal N.Carolina ~zone 8~
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| Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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And there's Humpty Dumpty, he's looking quite grumpy
And he's got a new crack in his shell.
It seems Jack and Jill rolled him down a steep hill,
When they're drinking, that pair's mean as hell.
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reggaefan
Zone 8b Louisiana
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:06 am Post subject: |
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Now Winnie the pooh and Tigger too
found little boy blue in the loo
took his cash and bought honey beer
now they too are drunk I fear.
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zuzu's petals
Coastal N.Carolina ~zone 8~
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:07 am Post subject: |
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The three little pigs, dressed in drag, wearing wigs,
are dancing with Wee Willie Winkie,
while Old Mother Hubbard is raiding the cupboard,
saying "I'll fix me one more little drinkie."
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Primsong
Oregon
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Mary and her little Lamb
Are sitting 'neath the table,
No doubt Mary would ride him home
If e'er the Lamb were able -
It seems they both have had too much;
And that bleating laugh's no sham,
It is the sound one's bound to get
When squeezing a brandied lamb.
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reggaefan
Zone 8b Louisiana
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:53 am Post subject: |
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The Fox and hound are sleeping
off there drunken spree,
Christopher Robin had too much egg nog
and fell out of a tree.
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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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MORE - MORE!!!!! 
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Frank
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
The cow jumped over its mess.
The little dog coughed
Because of the smoke,
And the dish ran away with the barmaid
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eileen
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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Hickory dickory dock,
the drunk ran up the clock,
the clock struck three
now hes a she
hickory dickory dock!!
Mary Mary, legs so hairy
How does your bar-bill grow
With rum & coke
And cigars bespoke
And brandies lined up in a row.
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Primsong
Oregon
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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Way up under the rafters,
Swung the itsy-bitsy spider,
It's web a wild and tangled knot,
From drinking too much cider.
The waterspout it sought to climb
Was filled, in fact, with rum -
And by the time it washed that spider out
The jiggin' and reelin' was numb.
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reggaefan
Zone 8b Louisiana
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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Peter Piper choked on a pepper,
Humpty Dumpty tried the Heinlic
then they both got pickled,
on too many gin and tonic.
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Mary Mary isn't quiet so contrary
She's out in the garden sipping on Sherry
Planting all sorts of plants that will grow
She giggles and laughs and plants all she found to sow.
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zuzu's petals
Coastal N.Carolina ~zone 8~
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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The fox and the hound are swilling them down
old grudges, for now, are forgotten.
But truce will be ended, mayhem intended,
when swollen heads make them feel rotten.
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:15 am Post subject: |
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Little Bo Peep lost her sheep
as she went to sleep
while sipping on rum.
Now Little Bo Peep has no sheep boy that was really dumb
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eileen
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| Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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 Glenda - so funny!!!
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