eileen
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:52 pm Post subject: Singing fish. |
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Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'
Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.'
Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'
Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'
Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.'
Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?
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zuzu's petals
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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 ....... Oh dear ....... is it time to call a brain sturgeon? 
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Lol,Just too funny.I needed thatlaugh.
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reggaefan
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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very good Eileen
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Polly
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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 That's a groaner.
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Primsong
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| Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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Owwww.... tuna-fish....
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cajunbelle
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This is Richard in the 1960's a group called REO Speedwagon had an album named"You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish" 
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