Capt Kirk
Ohio, USA
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:36 pm Post subject: Truth in advertising! |
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PRODUCT WARNINGS
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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OMG!!! "Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill." You mean some idiot might try to use it that way!!! 
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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This is so funny.I have seen some funny ones but this one beats them all.
(Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.)
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Primsong
Oregon
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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Someone gave me a heavy-duty electric back massager thing for Christmas and as I was reading the little booklet that came with it, I found out I was NOT supposed to use it: while asleep, in the bathtub, in my hair or on my eyes.
Um....yeah....!
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