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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:13 pm   Post subject: Johnny's Dust


After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family.

"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."

"That's right, Johnny, I did."

"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."

"Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"

"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:22 pm   Post subject:


We have that same problem Polly


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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:59 pm   Post subject:


I think I've got a few folks under mine!!!! Laughing Laughing


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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:19 am   Post subject:


Lol good find Polly. There is quite a bit of comin' and goin' surrounding me then Shocked


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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:25 am   Post subject:


Had me in ther too.I think coming and going maybe me half gone.Smile


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