Primsong
Oregon
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:21 am Post subject: A Fresh Look at Emptiness |
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Tired of the same old boring “This page intentionally blank” at the bottom of a page? Here are some alternatives:
The relative blankness of this page in no way diminishes its usefulness in the report.
Blank page prevention words.
With these words, this page is no longer blank, but is complete.
This sentence lets you know this page was not a mistake.
This almost blank page was intentional.
This page intentionally left unblank.
Despite these words, this page is blank.
The Masters of Documentation have determined that this otherwise blank page serves our inscrutable purpose, a purpose that we choose not to share with you lest conveying this arcane wisdom cause severe mental trauma (at best), or (at worst) cause your tiny grey matter to swell and pop like a corpulent tick.
Move along. These spaces are not the words you are looking for.
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:24 am Post subject: |
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What did you say again 
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'Life is not measured by the breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.'
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Desert Rat
Texas
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Sometimes a blank page is better than the chosen word.
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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Now if you wrote all that on a blank page Prim you'd have to go get another blank one to replace it!!! 
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