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Not a smart husband!
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Evil Roy
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: Not a smart husband! |
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Joe forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Joe got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house.
She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Joe is not yet well enough to have visitors.
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glendann
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He sure was a dummy.ROFL.
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ER, like your Schrodinger caption.
And also like
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"We happily feast on those who would subdue us."
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reggaefan
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Good one Er
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Evil Roy
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Thanks Pondlady. I've been wondering how long it would take someone to ask about the signature. I was also wondering if anyone would understand the "Schrodinger's Cat" reference.
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pondlady
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It takes a real weirdo to know Schrodinger AND read Latin. And I fit that category real well.
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Netty
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Oh Joe, what a dummy! LOL
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Shanna
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I like that one...to funny!!! 
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WUVIE
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Very funny, thanks for sharing. I sent this one to my mother and a few aunties.
Evil Roy, loved your quote.
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. LOL.
Hope I have this one right. I take no responsibility for ill written Latin, ha!
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
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You had to bring woodchucks into the badger/gnome/barbra streisand conspiracy? And now we need to know how much wood they can chuck???
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WUVIE
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Uh oh, I missed the Barbara conspiracy, do tell!
LOL
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