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Capt Kirk

Ohio, USA
Posts: 3233
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:57 pm   Post subject: The secret to a happy marriage!


Subject: Secret To A happy marriage

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the
church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes for some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman
all these years.

The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect,
spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister inquired, "trips to where?"

Brother Ralph:
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands,
Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on
your 50th anniversary?"

Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go get her..."
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zuzu's petals

Coastal N.Carolina ~zone 8~
Posts: 2439
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:22 pm   Post subject:


Yup, I guess that'd work.

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eileen


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Scotland
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:33 pm   Post subject:


Well I'm not showing Ian THAT one - it might give him ideas!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing


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Netty


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Southern Ontario zone 5a
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:36 pm   Post subject:


LOL Good one Capt!

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Shanna

Texas
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:46 pm   Post subject:


LOL good one!!!

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Raven

West Midlands
Posts: 42
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:27 pm   Post subject:




Yeh, it might give my husband ideas too! Shocked

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