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eileen


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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:59 pm   Post subject: The Haunting sound


A man is driving down a country road and his car breaks down near

a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car

broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, show him to a

room, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

A sound not like anything he's ever heard before.

The Sirens that nearly seduced Olysseus into crashing his ship comes

to his mind. He doesn 't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to

figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound.

The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they

say, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave.

Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man

goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.

The Monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."

The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that

beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then please, make me a Monk."

The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many

blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand.

When you find the answer to these questions, you will have become

a Monk." The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and

knocks on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the Monks.

"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled

the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change.

Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self

deception."

The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a Monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."

The Monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door."

The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl

and diamond.

Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has now become very clear and definite. The Monks say, "This is the last

key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!

With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open.

Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound - it was ...............................................









But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a Monk. Laughing Laughing


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glendann

Texas
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:14 pm   Post subject:


Oh my God ,I can't believe you did that to us.You know how nosey we are. Mr. Green Shame on you Eileen. Mr. Green Embarassed

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Capt Kirk

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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:14 pm   Post subject:


Ian, come get her! She has lost her mind and deaserves to be punished!!!!!!


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pondlady
New Orleans, La
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:30 pm   Post subject:


Shaggy dog stories rank someone in the deepest of the nether regions, Eileen. Many people are now trying to hunt you down.

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Polly

Michigan
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:23 pm   Post subject:


Eileen I loved that one the first time I heard it and still like to tell it to others. Thanks for the laugh.

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zuzu's petals

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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:54 pm   Post subject:








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Netty


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Southern Ontario zone 5a
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:10 pm   Post subject:


That was really cruel Eileen!

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eileen


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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:36 pm   Post subject:


I Just couldn't resist!!!! Razz


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Desert Rat

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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:13 pm   Post subject:


A shaggy dog without the bark. Wow.

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Frank


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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:38 pm   Post subject:


Eileen there is a gang or very irate gnomes on a plane to Scotland as I speak. I could tell you exactly when they will arrive but you are not a gnome.


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cajunbelle

zone 8b Louisiana
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:09 am   Post subject:


Frank, I will send about a dozen Louisiana swamp gators along with the gnomes. That should teach her.


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eileen


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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:24 am   Post subject:





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Frank


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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:29 am   Post subject:


I am also sending one more little surprise your way...
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eileen


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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:34 am   Post subject:


Yikes I didn't think I'd been that bad. Crying or Very sad I'm outa here!!!


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glendann

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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:46 am   Post subject:


I know I know Eileen the Evil or Very Mad made ya do it
But I'm still .At Frank and Cajunbelle.Then in comes the comment that has me hysterical is the comment of Zuzu's.One little thing and it is hysterical.I'm not sure why but I can't stop laughing its the expression on the face and the foot patting tooo funny.I sure needed the laugh today.

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