glendann
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| Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject: Redneck Love |
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Redneck Love
Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
What I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape,
yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
We go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men,
they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
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Netty
Chaotic Gardener
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Location: Southern Ontario zone 5
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Desert Rat
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Location: Arizona
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| Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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I not only like this muchly but I know this guy.
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eileen
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Location: Scotland (Map)
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A new troll'n motor??? Now that's TRUE love indeed.
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cajunbelle
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Location: zone 8b Louisiana (Map)
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Heck, I'm married to this guy.
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Phil. 4:13
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reggaefan
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Location: Zone 8b Louisiana (Map)
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I don't get it whats wrong with a trolling motor, the one I got Sharon is top of the line
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"We have met the enemy,and it is us." POGO
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glendann
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Lol.That is just funny Richard.
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eileen
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Richard you're a real card and I love you for it!!! 
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cajunbelle
Daylily Diva
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Location: zone 8b Louisiana (Map)
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He did get me hip boots for Christmas one year. Regina thought that was just terrible, but I really appreciated them when we went in the swamps crawfishing the next spring.
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Phil. 4:13
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eileen
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Ever the thoughtful husband Sharon!! Much better to get something useful than a gift you will never use.
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glendann
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Location: Texas (Map)
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Thats so very true Eileen.
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Desert Rat
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That's OK, I got Dooley a new microwave oven for Valentines day. They just don't make stuff like they used to. Her old one just quit the other day. It was only 27 years old.
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glendann
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This one probably wont last 10 yrs.DR
They dont make anything now like they did back then.
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muddybob
Showing Great Promise
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Location: WA st.
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I got a new drill press and yes I do use it to put stud holes in horse shoes!
muddy
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Desert Rat
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On the other hand, the old one cost $400, the new one, which does more was $100. If it lasts 10 years, that is only $10 a year. Good deal.
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