dooley
Texas
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject: New Gnome Moves In |
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This fellow moved in a couple of days ago and seems to have taken over drs chair. Any suggestions? Dooley
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toni
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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DR better start shopping around for a new chair, bet the new fellow doesn't plan on sharing.
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Netty
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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I agree with Toni...get a new chair! He doesn't look like he's going anywhere!
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Frank
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Just one suggestion Dooley, tell him no wearing of boots when sitting on the sofa. He'll drag mud everywhere. Also mention to him that brown is SO out this season.
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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He does seem to look quiet comfy there. yep DR needs to find another chair as that little fellow looks really burrow in well.
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Desert Rat
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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I made a deal with the gnome. If I find him a smaller arm chair that would be easier for him to climb into, I can have my chair back. Now I go shopping.
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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Oh sounds like a good deal to me DR.
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dooley
Texas
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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There is a bit of a problem with promising that gnome a chair of his own. Where are we going to put another chair. Two chairs moved in last week and bears immediately claimed them. We'll be piling chairs ceiling high one of these days. Dooley
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Shanna
Texas
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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He does look awful comfy.
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eileen
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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Bribe him with some gnome brew DR and he might just allow you to share that chair with him. 
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Polly
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I say make a list of the good qualities of both the gnome and dr. Whoever has the longest list gets the chair and the other gets the boot. I say this knowing full well that dr will have the longest list.
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cajunbelle
zone 8b Louisiana
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| Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:32 am Post subject: |
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Dooley, you could hang the chairs from the wall, that might work.
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Frank
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| Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Dooley maybe you can go on Jerry Springer, episode entitled
"A gnome is ruining my furniture, and MY LIFE!"
I would watch it
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Gizmo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:44 am Post subject: |
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Dooley can't gnome make them selfs smaller? If so he can use your small red wagon, park benches, two rocking chairs, the old fashioned tricyle and the mailbox on a post. Or do u want him to leave?
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CritterPainter
Washington State
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I think if you did, in fact, set him in front of a tv playing Jerry Springer you would put him into a stupor, and could then easily move him to a suitable toadstool.
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