Frank
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| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:45 pm Post subject: The Loving Husband |
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him inastonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Primsong
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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I was digging around in the old threads and just found this - I love it!
Heaven forbid I should have a spouse that free with our money - or lose my phone. 
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Netty
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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That's a good one!
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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I missed this one too.I was on vacation in Montana is why I missed it.Thats a really cute one.
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Frank
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| glendann wrote: | | I missed this one too.I was on vacation in Montana is why I missed it. |
Did you notice it was posted in 2005 Glenda? 
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