Capt Kirk
 Ohio, USA Posts: 3233
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven ! |
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FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
>The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the
>Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and
>Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
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>St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have
>heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling
>up fast, and we have been ministering an entrance examination for everyone.
>The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."
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>Forrest responds, " It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody
>ever t! old m e about any en trance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't
>too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."
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>St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
>questions.
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>First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
>Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
>Third: What is God's first name?"
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>Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and
>sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance
>to think the questions over, tell me your answers."
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>Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins
>with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and
>Tomor r ow."
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>The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I
>was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I
>will give you credit for that answer.
>How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.
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>"How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but
>I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
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>Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name
>could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
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>Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve:
>January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.... " "Hold it," interrupts St. Peter.
>"I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was
>not quite what I had in mind.....but I will have to give you credit for
>that one, too.
>Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first
>name"?
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>"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
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>"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
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>"Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two
>questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as
>the first name of God?"
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>"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it
>from the song .
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>"ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
>ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . "
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>St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said:
>"Run Forrest, run."
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Netty

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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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Forrest Gump is one of my favorite movies
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eileen

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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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lateral thinking!!!
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glendann
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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I just love it Capt.Perfect answers from Forest every time.
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geniosity
 South Africa Posts: 11
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Excellent joke. Have to tell my wife
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Shanna
 Texas Posts: 367
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Too Cute:)
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