eileen
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:54 am Post subject: Breakfast anyone? |
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You may have seen this before, but when reading think of the Chinese Chip Shop which says “ Sore Finger” for Salt & Vinegar and “Filthy Pants” for Fifty Pence……….
To get the full effect, this should be read OUT LOUD. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome
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Frank
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Hahaha Tenjewberrymuds indeed. Classic! 
I think they should do an Irish version as well. Our accents can be very thick 
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dooley
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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I have one, but it's aboub the house, not breakfast.
What is an ig?
An eskimo house without a loo!!
Dooley
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Frank
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| Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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heh Dooley
Reminds me of this one:
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!!
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