Primsong
Oregon
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:12 am Post subject: Y'all talk too much! |
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Good heavens - I go out and work in my yard, etc. and by the time I come back around to my computer again what do I find at the Stew? 263 new posts!
Are you insane? This place is like a runaway sewing machine. How do you keep up? 
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katsback
odessa,MO zone 6
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:39 am Post subject: |
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lol,only thing to do is join in,,,what do you wanna yap about? hehehe...
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reggaefan
Zone 8b Louisiana
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:32 am Post subject: |
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It is simple to keep up here is a list of ways,
1. Quit your job(Make sure you have enough money saved for utilities and internet bills.}
2. Stop cooking/cleaning your house.
3. Don't cut your grass{explain to neighbors you are starting a benefical insect santuary in your yard}
I am sure others will have helpful hints also.  
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Frank
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Originally Galway, Ireland
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:39 am Post subject: |
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I'm with Richard  Here are some more:
- Hire a butler/maid
- Hire a look-a-like so that others don't get suspicious about your disappearance
- Install our toolbar so you can keep updated no matter what site you're visiting
- Add a water-proof computer into your shower
- Replace your computer chair with a toilet
I have of course done all of the above already 
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toni
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North Texas, Zone 8a
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The way I handle the keeping caught up on the Stew posts is.........
I do dishes when the cabinets are empty and if I don't get them dried and put back up, then I don't do them again until the dish drainer is empty.
I do laundry when it is either that or go buy everyone new undies
When someones shoe gets stuck to the floor and won't come loose, then I know it is time to clean the floors...tried just buying new shoes but before long you couldn't walk thru the house for tripping over shoes stuck to the floor.
I clean windows when someone says, "I didn't realize there was a total eclipse of the sun today"
I would dust more often but then light gleaming off the shiny furniture surfaces would highlight the cobwebs in corners and hanging from the ceiling.
One good thing about all those shoes stuck to the floor is everyone is so busy looking down to avoid them that they can't look up and see those cobwebs.
I clean the blades of the ceiling fans when the fluffy stuff starts flying off and then only when it starts landing in the cup of fresh hot coffee I am drinking while reading the forum posts.
If I can remember more housecleaning versus Stew post reading tips I will let you know.
Oh, yeah, on cooking supper. Sometimes you just have to tell the family that if they are hungry and expect to eat then they should also learn to cook. 
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eileen
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Scotland
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I'm slightly puzzled though what exactly IS housecleaning again??!!!!! 
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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I wash a dish and run to the computer.
Put a few clothes in the washer and run to the computer go into withdrawal when I'm at work and get behind anyway.
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toni
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North Texas, Zone 8a
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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| eileen wrote: | [img]
I'm slightly puzzled though what exactly IS housecleaning again??!!!!! |
A really good, heavy rain storm.
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Shanna
Texas
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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Whew you guys crack me up!!!Only if everyone had maids.
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bailey
south east texas
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Ya'll sure are a funny bunch, I tell you! lol
It's been awhile since I've been here and I'm afraid I will never get caught back up on the Stew posts! 
Guess I need to learn to let some of the housecleaning go too! The crawling baby and the shoes stuck to the floor might not be the best idea tho! lol
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EJ
Essex
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Our computer has been down for a week, and I don't think I will ever have the time to catch up with all the postings!
Someone to do the ironing would please me Shanna.
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Netty
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Southern Ontario zone 5a
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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I just found 128 new posts in 24 hours! I'm not complaining either!
Housework? Isn't that what kids are for?
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Evil Roy
Deepinahearta, Texas
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Toni's response left out a couple of details.
First, she was only joking about only cleaning the windows when you can't see through them. She hasn't cleaned the windows since we moved in. We moved in before Amanda was born. Amanda's 19.
Second, she wasn't joking about the ceiling fans.
Third, she was joking about the shoes. There's no way we could get Amanda to shop for shoes that often. We had trouble getting her to buy a new pair each year for school. Her big sister can't figure that out.
Fourth, she wasn't joking about not cooking. This has led to the discovery that, as hard as it is to believe, there are some things that shouldn't be deep fried. Deep fried is my favorite of the four basic food groups. The four basic food groups are Sugar, Flour, Southern Comfort, and Deep Fried.
Fifth, the dust isn't that bad. We cull the Dust Bunny herd when it gets too large to survive on the available grazing ground.
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bethie
WestTennessee
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Well, on pokey dialup I have given up on jokes and games and go right to plants. It has given poor hubby a break from endless Plant Talk where he has to pretend an interest but hasn't a clue.
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Gizmo
Port Saint Lucie Fl.
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Leave it to the kid. Tell hubby that your not feeling well or forgot to take something out of freezer. Delivery is a great thing.
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