Polly
Thumb Gardener
Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Location: Michigan
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| Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject: Broken lawnmower |
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The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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zuzu's petals
Silly Old Bat
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Location: Coastal N.Carolina ~zone 8~ (Map)
Posts: 2571
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| Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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 Yup!
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I put a lot of myself into my garden.
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eileen
Moderator & Resident Taxonomist
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Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Location: Scotland (Map)
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:43 am Post subject: |
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Definately. 
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Netty
Chaotic Gardener
Joined: 04 Nov 2006
Location: Southern Ontario zone 5
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:44 am Post subject: |
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 Yup, that's the rule around here too! 
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Calomaar
Deputy's Friend
Joined: 02 Mar 2007
Location: Land O' Lakes, Wisc. Z - 3b/4a (Map)
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:37 am Post subject: |
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No comment.
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glendann
Official Garden Angel
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Location: Texas (Map)
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:22 am Post subject: |
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Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised.
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