toni
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| Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: I Wish I Was a Bear |
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I wish I was a bear.
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could get used to that.
And another thing:
before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself silly.
That wouldn't bother me either.
If you're a mama bear,
everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs,
if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
Your mate expects you
to growl when you wake up.
He expects you to have hairy legs
and excess body fat.
He likes it.
Boy, I wish I was a bear.
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GardenFanantic
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| Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Man, ME TOO! 
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eileen
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| Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, after the day I've had. I'd certainly rather be a bear!!! 
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Polly
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| Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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My usband says I sometimes am a bear. I thinks its the part about waking up with a growl. I'm not a morning person.
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zuzu's petals
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| Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:52 am Post subject: |
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Heheh, yep, I definitely have bear tendencies.
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CritterPainter
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:23 am Post subject: |
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Oh man, Toni!!!! This post came up under "related forum topics" and DH clicked on it- now it's saved to our desktop and I'm afraid to think what he's going to do with it!!! What a hoot!!!!
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teddybear
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:43 am Post subject: |
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That's what I've been saying for years!LOL
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