Gardening guide.

HOEING : Method of killing seedlings whilst redistributing
stones.

COMPOST : The only thing which grows.

ALLOTMENT : But little acheived.

BROAD BEAN : Vegetable grown as food for blackfly.

ANNUAL : An unwanted plant which persists in reseeding
itself year after year.

PRUNING : Method of killing plants.

PERENNIAL : Should appear each year but doesn't.

ROCKERY : Heap of rubble left behind by builders.

DIGGING : Wife's nagging about garden.

WEED : Main garden crop.

ROOTS : That part of a weed which, if left in the ground, results in continued growth

OR : That part of a plant which, if a tiny proportion is accidentally removed from the ground, or damaged in any way, results in death!!

This was printed by a volunteer at the Amberley Workshop Museum!!

P.S.
Didn't put this in 'Fun and Games' 'cause it has more than a ring of truth in it. Laughing

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