Capt Kirk
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Location: Ohio, USA
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:40 am Post subject: Installing Husband 1.0 |
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance
-- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs
4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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Netty
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:47 am Post subject: |
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 Too funny Capt!
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GardenFanantic
On The Way Up
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Location: Missouri - Zone 5a (Map)
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Too accurate! 
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teddybear
Showing Great Promise
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Location: zone 6B, TX
Posts: 299
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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Now! Now! There is nothing wrong with Nascar or the NFL. Some of us TX girls even watch when our 1.0's are out. 
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eileen
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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You've done it again CK - made me laugh out loud.
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Primsong
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| Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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Whahaha! Good one!
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