Capt Kirk
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| Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:13 am Post subject: Ya gotta watch them cops! |
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Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you"?
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night, it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, the same thing happened. His hair was all standing up and his eyes were all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player. A man's man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened"?
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him goodnight. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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eileen
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| Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:34 am Post subject: |
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Another cracker CK. Keep 'em coming!!!! 
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Netty
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| Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:04 am Post subject: |
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 Good one Capt!
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Chitweed
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| Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Love it. FUNNY! OMGoodness!
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TheBip
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| Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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*rotflamo* *wipes tear from eye*
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Calomaar
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| Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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Bad boys, bad boys, what you gunna do, what you gunna do when they come for you,---
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glendann
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| Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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 Just to funny for words.  
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