Capt Kirk
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Joined: 10 Sep 2005
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Location: Ohio, USA
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject: A deep hole! |
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Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.
"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,
it's GOTTA make some noise."
The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.
Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?
You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!
Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was chained to a railroad tie.
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eileen
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Location: Scotland (Map)
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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 I don't know where you get all your jokes from CK but I do soooo love reading them!!!
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Netty
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Joined: 04 Nov 2006
Posts: 3922
Location: Southern Ontario zone 5
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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That's hilarious Capt! I was imagining the whole scene...what a laugh!
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glendann
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Joined: 19 May 2006
Posts: 6100
Location: Texas (Map)
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:06 am Post subject: |
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  I so needed that laugh tonight.Keep them coming Capt.
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teddybear
Showing Great Promise
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 299
Location: zone 6B, TX
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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You always make me SMILE! Keep up the good work.
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Primsong
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Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 1765
Location: Oregon (Map)
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:22 am Post subject: |
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Oh that poor sheep...! LOL!
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