Capt Kirk
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: I'll probably be in trouble for this one, but it's so funny! |
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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, how much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The ma n's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realizes that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the Blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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teddybear
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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The truth hurts! HA HA
By the way I'm blond, really it's better this way people don't expect so much and when you can add 2+2 they are really impressed!
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Chitweed
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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A blonde here too...and I love blonde jokes.
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eileen
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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glendann
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:34 am Post subject: |
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I'm not blonde but Heather is :)Thats still very funny.
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Netty
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:10 am Post subject: |
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Another blond here - and I think it's funny too!
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Primsong
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:18 am Post subject: |
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Oh ouch! Hahaha!
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toni
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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Capt, I used to have a file with 645 blonde jokes. Some were on the naughty side, but most were just plain funny, I lost them in a computer crash a few years ago.
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