Chitweed
Delaware, USA
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| Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: Kids Jokes |
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I was with my young neices and nephews last week and these were some of the jokes they told me.
What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
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Stinkerbell.
Why was the obtuse angle upset?
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Because he was never right.
When does it rain money?
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When there is a change in the weather.
and my personal favorite...
What is brown and sticky?
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a stick
Ahhh..I love those kids.
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eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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Those are what I miss now that my kids have all grown up!! Wish I could remember some of the jokes they told me when they were little.
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teddybear
zone 6B, TX
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| Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Don't you love how kids can laugh at nothing, but when that try to be funny it's even better!
Don't forget:
What's black, white, and red all over?
a newspaper...ha ha
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Netty
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Southern Ontario zone 5a
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:02 am Post subject: |
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I just read those jokes to my kids Chitweed! They thought that the first one was hilarious!! They'll be telling that joke to everyone they see this weekend.
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LindaF
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:49 am Post subject: |
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My four year old loves to make up jokes 
He's actually gotten really good at remembering jokes and telling them too. His current favorite is:
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? He paints is toenails red.
Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? See, it works
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