eileen
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:42 am Post subject: The difference between dogs and cats. |
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A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
When you get home, a dog will be happy and lick your face.
A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies.
A cat will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
A dog knows when you're sad, and he'll try to comfort you.
A cat doesn't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
A dog will bring you your slippers.
A cat will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
When you take them for a ride, A dog will sit on the seat next to you.
A cat has to have her own private basket, or she won't go at all.
A dog will come when you call him, and he'll be happy.
A cat will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.
A dog will play fetch with you all day long.
The only things a cat will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs - preferably ones that look like they're in pain.
A dog will wake you up if the house is on fire.
A cat will quietly sneak out the back door.
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Netty
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:46 am Post subject: |
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So true Eileen!
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Chitweed
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:40 am Post subject: |
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Very funny, and true. But somehow I still prefer cats. ? go figure.
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stratsmom
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Ain't that the truth!
Deanna
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LindaF
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| Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:31 am Post subject: |
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That is so true 
I love your kitten pic Deanna!
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