Glyn
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| Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject: You gotta love Grandmas!!! |
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Grandma's birth control pills
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my
16 year old granddaughter drinks...................And believe me, it helps me sleep at night." 
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Frank
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Originally Galway, Ireland
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| Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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Daft grandma  Cunning though.
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