eileen
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Scotland
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:13 pm Post subject: Angry wife. |
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning she found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a new set of bathroom scales.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. 
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Frank
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Originally Galway, Ireland
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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Ouch bad move man, BAAAD move!
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shavo
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:23 am Post subject: |
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hah i love it!
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