Glyn Just Arrived

 Joined: 29 Dec 2005 Posts: 31
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject: Paradise |
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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise,
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for
the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for
the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to
report to St. Peter." Soon, the women were gone and there were two
lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was
100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly
were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You
men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of
your household! You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your
purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him. God turned to
the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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eileen Moderator & Resident Taxonomist

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Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Location: Scotland (Map) Posts: 11447
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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Nice to know that men do as we tell 'em!!!
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shavo Just Arrived

Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 10
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:05 am Post subject: |
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funny, but ABSOLUTELY true!
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Frank Happy Gardening

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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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LOL @ Glyn!
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