redrose
Michigan
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:55 am Post subject: How Many to Change a Light Bulb |
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Australian Shepherd: “First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...”
2. Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
3. Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark."
4. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
5. Cocker Spaniel: “Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.”
6. Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
7. German Shepherd: “I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.”
8. Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"
9. Greyhound: “It isn't moving. Who cares?”
10. Jack Russell Terrier: “I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.”
11. Lab: "Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"
12. Old English Sheep Dog: “Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!”
13. Poodle: “I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.”
14. Rottweiler: "Make me."
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
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Droopy
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Western Norway
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:59 am Post subject: |
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 Good one, redrose!
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Primsong
Oregon
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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My dad had a boxer - and lots of squeaky toys, lol.... these are all so perfect for the breeds
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glendann
Texas
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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Love it redrose bt they left off Shittz - zu.
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