Capt Kirk
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject: Good Chili ! |
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A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, go ahead.' Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
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jubabe296
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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Ewwwwww!!! lol 
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redrose
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Haha . . that's so incredibly disgusting.
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eileen
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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petunia
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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don't think chili will be on our menu any time soon. I like Eileens discription. 
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glendann
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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Oh My God Capt LOL.Thats awful You are so bad yukky.Like petunia I don't think I can ever eat chili again without thinking about that.
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Netty
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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OH YUCK! Chili will never be the same again!
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Droopy
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:03 am Post subject: |
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Things like that makes me glad I'm no fan of chili.
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Primsong
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:41 am Post subject: |
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Ew ew ew ew ew!
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