eileen
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject: Frogs in decline. |
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Frog Population.
A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.
A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully.
The chemist then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, which included one part sodium.
It seems the little green frogs needed some monosodium glue to mate.
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GROAN !
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CROAK !!!!
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Oh boy Eileen! I'm groaning too!
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chefsRus
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HUHHHH???????
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Chef surly you got it.I am the worse person in the world to have jokes go over their head but this one slaps you in the face.Rofl Eileen
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