Capt Kirk
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Joined: 10 Sep 2005
Location: Ohio, USA
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:09 pm Post subject: Killing flies! |
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I'll probably get in trouble for this one!
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males , 2 Females," he replied.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
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eileen
Moderator & Resident Taxonomist
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Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Location: Scotland (Map)
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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Biita
Arctic-ally Challenged Forager
Joined: 31 Oct 2007
Location: Norway (Map)
Posts: 1483
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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lol,, too cute!!
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Droopy
Slug Slaughterer
Joined: 11 Aug 2007
Location: Western Norway (Map)
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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That man probably knew from experience.
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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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Netty
Chaotic Gardener
Joined: 04 Nov 2006
Location: Southern Ontario zone 5
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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That's cute Capt!
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Primsong
Flower of the Shire
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Location: Oregon (Map)
Posts: 1771
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| Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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What, none on the computer? 
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