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eileen


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Scotland
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:28 pm   Post subject: Poem about cleaning.


I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined its topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.' Shocked

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
It's initials are GS
'An I was into it all night. Embarassed

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney. Mr. Green


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Droopy


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Western Norway
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:32 pm   Post subject:


Oh, eileen, are you me?


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eileen


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Scotland
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:04 pm   Post subject:


Well maybe not you but definately your twin - Loopy!!!! Laughing Laughing


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Frank


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Originally Galway, Ireland
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:23 pm   Post subject:


Yet another tragic case of 'accidental site addiction' rears its ugly head. If it helps Eils I can block access to the site from Scotland?


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Netty


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Southern Ontario zone 5a
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:09 pm   Post subject:


Laughing Ah, who really needs a clean house anyway? Wink

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eileen


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Scotland
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:59 am   Post subject:


No don't you dare Frank or you'll hear of a gibbering idiot ramaging all over Scotland, screaming for GardenStew, and creating havoc wherever she goes!!!! Rolling Eyes


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Biita

Norway
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:22 am   Post subject:


lol,,, poor Eileen,,lol. cute poem.


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glendann

Texas
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:11 am   Post subject:


Loved it Eileen and I'm glad know one can look at mine right now.


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stratsmom

Southern Oregon
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:58 am   Post subject:


Very Cute Wink What a poet you are!
I think we all can agree "who needs a clean house"?
My house is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy!!
Deanna
Very Happy

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Primsong

Oregon
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:57 pm   Post subject:


As they say, a clean house is a sign of a well-used computer. Wink

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trudy
South Georgia, left at nowhere
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:52 pm   Post subject: Poem about cleaning


Mr. Green Good poem, our houses aren't dirty just lived in!

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CritterPainter

Washington State
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:30 pm   Post subject:


You are a woman of hidden talents! OK, but I was feeling guilty already so now I'll go clean. Thanks alot. *pout* darn laundry anyways...


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kuntrygal

Texas ~ Zone 8
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:44 pm   Post subject:


Cute poem! You can 'write' in my dust! But no one sees it but me, and I have gotten use to it! Would problably miss it if it was gone Rolling Eyes


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TheBip

Indianapolis, IN
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:52 am   Post subject:


eileen wrote:
No don't you dare Frank or you'll hear of a gibbering idiot ramaging all over Scotland, screaming for GardenStew, and creating havoc wherever she goes!!!! Rolling Eyes





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